mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2:

h0nex:

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

waltzingbi:

his eyes were coke zero brown

smoqueen:

smoqueen:

need my Tits wet with lobster butter .com

vibes who posted this

pointnclick:

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

maryfagdalene:

maryfagdalene:

got a pussy like an ashtray

onlinebeast:

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men… they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today– Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

onlinebeast:

The King of Silence: Who dares make noise in my presence…

The Unapologetic Sniffer:

thyrell:

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like “oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife” like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

never-obsolete:

Nintendo DS game icons

seidryewmystic:

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down

wellwaterhysteria:

wellwaterhysteria:

sorry for being hateful it’s just that there’s hate in my heart :/

insurmountable love too but that’s not as funny.

skittypilled:

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

talkshowhost1996:

sadly walking out of the doctor’s office holding a piece of paper that says “fat pussy” in letters so big everyone in the waiting room can read it

suredisaster:

Every time i think about this tweet i start crying